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You may now kiss the bride.
From now on,|he'll take care of you...
and you'll take care of him.
He'll make you|big baloney sandwiches...
and you'll buy him new socks|and a white briefcase.
And you'll live happily ever after.
You're the luckiest girl|in the world, Barbie.
The luckiest girl in the world.
You are the luckiest girl|in the world.
When I did Whitney Houston's wedding,|she was even more nervous than you.
And you look ten times better|than she did.
No, I don't.
This isn't gonna work.
I'm fat!
And I'm gonna marry|the wrong guy.
Look at me.
You are exquisite.
You're timeless.
You're the envy of your|future sister-in-law Janice...
whom I overheard say at the last|gown fitting, ' Look at those thighs.
I'd kill for Tracy's thighs.'
But you have more|than great thighs.
You have the love|of a man named Tom.
A man who, when he walked into|rehearsal dinner the other day...
said, 'I can't believe|she picked me.
I can't believe I'm marrying the|most beautifulwoman I've ever seen.'
That tells me that this marriage|of yours is not only gonna work...
it's gonna last forever.
Thank you.
Oh, Mom, come here.
Excuse me.
Hey, what are you doing?
Thank you!
Keep to areas A, B and E. I don't want|any interference with the video team.
I know who you're looking for.|They're right downstairs.
- Father, where are you going?|- Nature calls.
You must call back later.|We're about to start.
Let's go. Inside.
Good morning.
Penny, stop flirting.|We're going in one.
Penny, go to M-12.|We have a dark Towerchoking the AV.
Hi, ma'am. You're in|the preferredseating list.
- If you'll just follow me.|- Bye.
There we go.
Enjoy the wedding|from way back here.
Dark Tower demolished.
All right.|Places, everyone.
Todd, cut the fill lights.
Maestro, on three.
Excuse me, Mary. We can't find|the father of the bride.
That's okay. I got it.|Penny, send over the FOB.
I did, 15 minutes ago.
Cover me up north.|The FOB is MIA.
Oh, no, no, no.|Count to 100 and start again, okay?
Father, you're gonna|have to hold it.
Good.
Hey, guys, we're on.|Come on, put your jackets on.
I have a 20 on the FOB.
My little girl's|getting married today.
I remember her graduation|from nursery school...
when she was a little girl.
I remember...
like it was yesterday.
- Who are you?|- I'm the wedding planner.
Look, there's the wedding planner.
She must lead|such a romantic life.
' Earwax.'
'X' on a double letter.|'A' on a triple word.
Seventy-two points.
No, I challenge you.|' Earwax' is two words.
- It's one.|- You're bluffing.
' Munch.' Sixteen points.
Sixteen.
Maria, I know I'm a pain in the neck.|I just want you to be happy.
I'm gonna say something that you|may be a littleresistant to...
but sometimes a father|has to take action.
What are you talking about?
I found you a man|who has agreed to marry you.
Oh, my God!
If her mother was alive...
and she heard that,|she'd wish she was dead.
'Shaft.' Twenty-two points.
Anyway, you know him.|Remember Massimo?
No. Who?
Massimo Lenzetta, the little boy you|played with the summer we were in Italy?
- The kid who ate mud?|- That's the one!
I bumped into him on New Arrivals Night|at the Sicilian Association.
Why, this is the most|wonderful day of my life!
A man of my very own!
- You must bring me to him at once.|- No need.
- He's here?|- Yeah.
- He's here? He's here?|- Massimo.
- No, he didn't.|- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You remember Massimo?
That mud did him good.
The last time I see you,|you were scrawny and ugly...
and your head was too big|for your body.
How nice. Thank you.